"motivational" quotes for engineers continued

So I told this demotivational quote to my friend and my friend's boss (who are both engineers) on Friday night while we were playing badminton.
And my friend's boss offered the second part of this quote:
" That's why engineers used a lot of deodorants and perfumes."

Ha, I don't know how true this statement is, but definitely it is a witty way to see it.

Visiting the Despair, Inc. again and I found another interesting one:

"Always remember you are unique. Just like everybody else."

My thought: However, choosing to remember I am unique makes me a happier person. Who cares what everybody else think for themselves?